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Procrastinators of the World
Ingredients:
1 midterm paper, due tomorrow
1 solid dose of procrastination
1 bottle of gatorade
1 bottle of caffeinated soda
1 bottle of water
20 million citations
Mix all ingredients together. Do not sleep. Get off tumblr. Start now.

To anyone who doesn’t see how The Dictator is part of a long history of Hollywood slandering Arabs and...
Good Morning MONDAY
I know you don’t give a shit about my soup, but I made some fucking good soup.
Thank you and goodnight.
Soup:
Cabbage, cauliflower, leeks, lima...