Jordan Dac

I don’t understand
any of this. Any of
this stuff.

Four-way
Intersections,
non-dairy creamer.

Tracked housing,
Jelly Beans,
Sidewalks, the
Internet, GPS,
pedophiles, and tin
silverware.

Salisbury
Steak, At-home
Drug tests,
Touch-screen
remote controls,
Facebook-stalking,
Wal Mart, mashed potatoes,
Staples, pencil
sharpeners.

Soccer practice,
Teen parenthood,
OSH, Denny’s.
Freeway interchanges,
no oxford commas.

What does it all mean?